In which I make light of things
Jon: We should start a new band - The Seasonal Affective Disorder Brothers. It'd be like the Blues Brothers, but only for half the year and with less car chases.Dan: Jon, previous to that comment I thought the acronym LMAO was meant in jest.. however I have literally just laughed my ass off.. No ass on me.. none, I am minus an ass.
Oct 1st
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I’ve just had a little conversation on Twitter with the legendary Greggles from Quizmania. The...
Oct 1st
Teehee!
Sep 30th
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The Silent Years - Someone To Keep Us Warm
I like singing this one at the top of my voice.
Sep 30th
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Cassetteboy - Krylon
Sep 30th
Battle Kittens
Sep 30th
Oh,
and yep, that was totally anonymous, Oscar.
Sep 29th
Gaby says:
i Googled what a receptionist should look...
Sep 29th
A rare Formspring appears!
And a good one and all. Just so you know, I am consistently impressed by your taste/tumblr-posts....
Sep 29th
Four of these are correct.
(Hint: I’m an awesome fag...
Sep 29th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27)
Sep 29th
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Hurra Torpedo - Total Eclipse of the Heart
If you check out only one Norwegian kitchen appliance...
Sep 29th
Sep 29th
jonathanclassof99:
iminlovewith:
Down the rabbit hole.
Sep 29th
Sep 28th
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Post #1000, on the worst webcam in the world.
Sep 28th
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Best Interlude Until I Or Someone Else Can Think of a Good Idea For My 1,000th Post.(?)
Sep 27th
Best and Most Ferocious Picture of Little Me
Sep 27th
Angriest-Looking Snack Mascot
Sep 27th
Best First Ever Post
Sep 27th
But until then, back to the awards.
Best Picture of My...
Sep 27th
Best GPOYW Because Someone Said I Looked Handsome Award
...
Sep 27th
Most Serious Man
Sep 27th
Best Pornstar Eating Monster Munch Naked On A Bed Award
Sep 27th
Best MS Paint Picture from I Dream Rainbows That Makes Me...
Sep 26th
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Best Short Animation about a Russian Man and a Bear Award
The first of ten awards to myself,...
Sep 26th
Ok, so this is Fuckmonkey post #989.
990-999, I will repost my ten favourite things. It’ll be...
Sep 25th
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Stina Nordenstam - Purple Rain
An absolutely gorgeous cover.
Sep 25th
The goodies that I won, as mentioned earlier, are real treats from Poketo. I gots some awesome wall...
Sep 25th
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Kiiiiiii - 4 Little Joeys
Dance to this.
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
Hey, you know those annoying ‘Retweet to win’...
Sep 25th
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Watching Glenn Beck avoid a question is pretty funny.
Sep 25th
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dEUS - Sun Ra
I cannot get enough of this.
Sep 25th
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The best of King of the Hill’s Luanne. Nine minutes with more laughs than a season of Family...
Sep 25th
‘And you can also do ‘LOL”
Sep 25th
‘That’s ‘MOO”
Sep 25th
Sep 25th
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I didn’t mean to turn you on.
Sep 25th
Reviewing the work of English learners on Livemocha is giving me the kind of power rush that I...
Sep 24th
One of those things that will make you...
Your life is a movie now, so what’s the soundtrack like? Here’s how it works: 1. Open your library...
Sep 23rd
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This is what I’ll be saying to some chocolate fudge cake real soon.
Sep 23rd
LA face with the Oakland booty.
Sep 23rd
Sep 23rd
There are workmen in the flat downstairs going ape with drills and hammers all week and I am not...
Sep 23rd
To: Gillette Re: The best a man can get. Dear Gillette, If I’ve gotten to the point in my...
Sep 22nd
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Nnnf, Margo.
Sep 22nd
mondo-grottesco:
boweevil666:
wickedknickers:
(via)
Sep 20th
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Iceland
mxlplkt: I’ll try to put up some photos I took today when I drove from Reykjavik to Vík. On my 2nd...
Sep 20th
Jon says:
beer's disgusting. i'm a masochist, i'm sure of it
tout le monde come on down says:
hahaha!
what beer is it?
Jon says:
last bottle of san miguel, and then there's a few bottles of something else. carlsberg, i think. yippee
tout le monde come on down says:
how can you not like that man. i love beer.
more to the point.....why drink it?
you'd have to be an extreme masochist to continue
Jon says:
haha, yeah, probably
tout le monde come on down says:
haha, you might as well be whipping yourself at the same time
Jon says:
oh, don't put ideas into my head
tout le monde come on down says:
i wouldn't want to push your masochism into some extra level
Jon says:
nah, it's ok, i'm safe.
i don't have a whip
beer's disgusting. i'm a masochist, i'm sure of it
tout le monde come on down says:
hahaha!
what beer is it?
Jon says:
last bottle of san miguel, and then there's a few bottles of something else. carlsberg, i think. yippee
tout le monde come on down says:
how can you not like that man. i love beer.
more to the point.....why drink it?
you'd have to be an extreme masochist to continue
Jon says:
haha, yeah, probably
tout le monde come on down says:
haha, you might as well be whipping yourself at the same time
Jon says:
oh, don't put ideas into my head
tout le monde come on down says:
i wouldn't want to push your masochism into some extra level
Jon says:
nah, it's ok, i'm safe.
i don't have a whip
Sep 20th
I forgot how much I like this picture. One of my favourites...
Sep 19th
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Chris Garneau - We Don’t Try
“We took Chris Garneau in a noisy and living Parisian bar....
Sep 19th
Penny for your thoughts?
Sep 19th
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mathewparkin:
fuckyeahsodomites:
Hotomite Couple of the...
Sep 19th
(via michaelcrowe)
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GETTING QUIT by Dallas Clayton
dilaudid: standverystill: When was the last time you painted your face? Not for any reason, or...
Sep 18th
Search results leading to my blog #1
‘women fuck monkey’
Sep 18th
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Shelley Fabares - Johnny Angel
Disturbingly on-the-nose.
Sep 17th
Forever blowing bubbles.
Sep 17th
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Camille O’Sullivan - Amsterdam
Sep 16th
I think I’m ok.
Sep 16th
So, umm, how are you?
Sep 16th
In which I am found out
dudley! says:I fear I credit you too much
Jon says:
almost certainly
Sep 15th
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trixietreats:
Oingo Boingo ~ Private Life
Sep 15th
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Bike For Three! - Lazarus Phenomenon
This does all kinds of things to me. I can’t describe.
Sep 15th
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Model fierce cornflakes.
Sep 14th
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I fucking love America’s Next Top Model, and I don’t care who knows it.
Sep 14th
Good afternoon, lovely Tumblrs.
Sep 14th
Been gone for a couple of days, blowing bubbles on a bowling green. Not all the time, mind, just...
Sep 13th
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The Fall - The Classical
Hey there, fuckface
Sep 10th
trixietreats:
mudwerks:
Stirred, Straight Up, with a...
Sep 10th
Blah blah blah.
Sep 9th
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Don’t push me - push a Push Pop.
Sep 8th
Just playin’ a torture simulator, chillin’.
Sep 8th
Sep 8th
*polite nod towards the email, formspring and various web links on the right of my page*
Touch me.
Sep 8th
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Sep 8th
heartliketwigs:
Why Won’t You Love Me (via Juliapott on...
Sep 8th
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Poor guy.
Sep 8th
Sep 7th
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Aerogramme & Hal Duncan - If You Love Me You’d Destroy Me
empty/full
Sep 7th
<3
Sep 7th
In which I traumatise a friend’s child.
Sep 7th
Sep 6th
Francis says:
Did you hear about the wooden car?
It wooden go.
Did you hear about the wooden car?
It wooden go.
Sep 6th
The MSN Chicken Butt Experiment: Part 3
Jon says:oh hey, guess what
tout le monde come on down says:
ooh,what?
Jon says:
chicken butt
tout le monde come on down says:
chicken butt?
Jon says:
yep
tout le monde come on down says:
you got me all excited for that haha.
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Jon says:
guess what
[Aquadementia] says:
what?
Jon says:
chicken butt
[Aquadementia] If I could wake up how I dreamt, I wouldn't feel so tired. says:
haha
damn you, I thought you had some exciting news there
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Jon says:
hey, guess what
Francis says:
you have something good to tell me?
Jon says:
oh. no. i was going to say 'chicken butt' after you said 'what?'
sorry
Francis says:
so you should be
Jon says:
: -(
Francis says:
no no
chin up
accept your misdeed and move on
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Maybe it's time to end this?
Sep 6th
The MSN Chicken Butt Experiment: Part 2
This is going so badly. Actually, I'm not sure what I'm expecting.Jon says:
ok. guess what
WATTO says:
what?
Jon says:
chicken butt
WATTO says:
i dont get it..
Sep 6th
concentriclines:
vom:
concentriclines:
going on a safari...
Sep 6th
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Stereo Total - Ich Bin Nackt (I Am Naked)
Nobody is playing ball.
Sep 6th
“Hope John and Holiday DeKock? What kind of names are...
Sep 6th
Uh-oh, I think I’m getting Movie Sign, guys!
Sep 6th
Jeff Stelling is awesome.
Sep 6th
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The Fall - Hit The North
One of the very best. Hit the north!
Sep 6th
babypanda:
maruo
Sep 5th
The MSN Chicken Butt Experiment: Part 1
#1Jon says:
guess what
Daniel J says:
what? whaaat?
Jon says:
chicken butt
Daniel J says:
ahhh
I see
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#2
Jon says:
guess what
Dudley! says:
you got paid?
Jon says:
no. you've ruined it. forget it.
Dudley! says:
sorry, that last line of mine was put in the wrong box
errr
I dunno? What what?
Jon says:
chicken butt
Dudley! says:
arf arf
Sep 5th
trixietreats:
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About...
Sep 5th
theduty:
(via willzone)
I ACCEPT HIS CHALLENGE!
Sep 3rd
theduty:
…ain’t that the truth.
Sep 3rd
mothmilk:
scandyfactory:
The horrible price
Sep 3rd
Japan's First Lady: "I eat the sun."
Sep 3rd
babypanda:
via www.dedosdecalamar.com
Sep 3rd
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Les Savy Fav - What Would Wolves Do?
Ah-woooooooooooooooo!
Sep 3rd
I simultaneously loathe and crave attention. Give me some/bite me.
Sep 2nd
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The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock - by, and read by, T.S. Eliot
God damn if this isn’t my...
Sep 2nd
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trixietreats:
mudwerks:
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
copycats:
Can’t Help Falling In Love by...
Sep 2nd
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batlightningheart:
Sep 2nd
trixietreats:
lpcoverlover:
“Beer is proof that God loves...
Sep 2nd
GPOYW - Very wet and, for some reason, contemplative-looking...
Sep 2nd
I don’t care if they were doing Les Savy Fav lyrics or...
Sep 1st
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This is another such video. Now, prank calls usually suck, big time, but this is gold. There are too...
Sep 1st
You heard.
Sep 1st
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Ok, so there are certain videos that me and my bestest bud can watch over and over when we’re...
Sep 1st
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The Gay Desk
Sep 1st
Most of you will have seen this by now, but it hasn’t...
Sep 1st
*sigh*
My mother has just arrived home from work and called me into her room, to look at a baby bird that...
Sep 1st
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Autotuned kitties, ‘ftw’, as the kids would say.
Sep 1st
I am very proud of myself this...
And for a really silly reason. I made a proper adult phone call. You see, I have a pretty strong...
Sep 1st
heyyoshimi:
(via blind mowing)
Sep 1st
Laurie Lipton’s art is coming to Liverpool! This is...
Aug 31st
(via slightly)
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